Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Crank it up - with better fatality photos!


So, expateek is cranky, and what's new?

She hasn't been blogging, but instead she's been wasting her time sending emails to old friends who can't be arsed to reply. At all.

So she'll be back to blogging, as of tomorrow. Even if you guys don't comment (the "whinge of the week", apparently, but don't look to me for complaining, cuz I just don't complain, I'm too nice, doncha know?) at least expateek can see that you've been by. She's got those nice widgets that track your every move. (No, don't turn and look. I've got you on videocam!) (You look cute, don't worry, and there's no pepper in your teeth and your pants are tucked in....)

And she'll clue you up tomorrow as to why she's been so out-of-touch. It's not the turquoise lapping oceanic lure of the BVI, even though that's a nice excuse. No, more like, re-entry into the land that time forgot -- insertion of all items from European cargo ship into smallish home in suburban Chicago....

Meanwhile, something from an Oregonian darling who does write me, off and on...


Breaking news.... Celebrity swine flu fatality.

And we all knew who gave it to him!


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8 comments:

Mr London Street said...

You're right of course, so I'm commenting. And since you can track my every move I hope you like my tie.

Christine said...

Hmmm...the picture does not show up for me so I guess that is going to drive me nuts all day. I have not been very good at bloging or even visiting blogs lately. I don't really have an excuse. Sometimes a person just needs a little time out.

Iota said...

The picture doesn't show for me either, but I know you're faking that webcam thing, because ha! my pants AREN'T tucked in.

expateek said...

Mr. London -- Tie? I was looking at your pants!

Christine -- I can send you the pic via email... is your email on your blog? I looked but couldn't find it. xx

expateek said...

Okay, I redid the photo... hopefully you can all show up for Kermit's wake next Tues. Now I hate Miss Piggy. Through her inconsiderateness and self-centredness, she's taken one of the best from us, and too soon.

The lights have dimmed on Sesame Street. *sob*

Expat mum said...

Gosh - was I picking (I mean scratching) my nose? Well, at least the weather's picked up here. Or at least it has by the lake.

Christine said...

Hahahahaha! That cracked me up!

tkd87uk said...

I thought Miss Piggy and kermit were muppets, not Seasame Street Folk... Clever though :D