Prize for pointing out that I offered no prize (oops, sorry!) goes to Isabella. Thank you! Next time I'll think this through more carefully. Perhaps some pisanki (Polish Easter eggs) or pierogi (dumplings) are in order next time?
Prize for asking an intelligent question goes to my sis Martha for asking, "Well, what does that actually mean in Polish?"
Answer: nothing. Just writing English words using the Polish alphabet.
I warned you it wasn't that funny.