He is a very very clever man, however. Knows how to save the big bucks. Here's how it's done.
While we were flapping around in Duty-Free in Warsaw, I tried on a couple of perfumes.
"Whaddya think of this?" I asked.
"Hmmmm. Smells like Off! bug spray to me."
It was Chanel No. 5. (Actually, it really does smell like Off! He's right. Great marketing plan by Off! manufacturers; not so hot for Chanel, though.)
So apparently, he's not only deaf, but he can't smell either. So how's he going to find me in the dark?